So I took Pinataubo - sweet Pinataubo, shy Pinataubo - I took her between thumb and forefinger and I squeezed, I rolled the walnut nipplezit around, loosening the meat - the whitish-blue head showed, like a baby being born, then crawled back inside the fleshcase - then showed again, then hid, then emerged......then: blast off!!!! A hard solid rocket of zitmeat popped forth, bounced off the mirror, bounced off my chest and clattered into the sink, smacking and clacking and bouncing like a roulette ball, and finally coming to rest in the drain.